Thursday, August 30, 2012

TOP 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER IF YOU ARE A MISTRESS



10. Be discreet. (Make sure he is not the type to talk in his sleep.). Maybe you can ask him.

9. Mistress are kept by rich men. But a mistress who is a woman of substance and independent means is better. (Don't ask him for money.).

8. Never believe, and never say anything unfriendly about his wife, not even after he recites a litany of her faults. Sooner or later, some mistresses feel so loved that they begin to think of the wife as the other woman.

7. To be seen with him in public once is risky. The second time could be fatal to one of you. The third time is The end for both of you. 

6. Don't call or text him, wait for him to call or text you.

5. As tempting as it seems, don't patronize the wife's beauty parlor, jewelry shop, dress shop, or father confessor.

4. Befriend his secretary but avoid all contact with his driver.

3. Mistresses should be ready to give up Valentine's Day, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Holy Week and his birthday because those days are the days of the wife.

2. Even if he tells you he loves you more than his wife, don't let that get into your head.

1. Mistress is not a Mrs. You should know your place. No. 2 is not No. 1, and never the twain shall meet. And they better not. You're the mistress then act like a mistress.

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